Story #1: The Demon Goat

One time, me and my friend A went off to play D&D at Edmond Unplugged. This is what happened.

I was playing as a human cleric named Shadow who desperately wanted to murder everything, and A was a human wizard named Thorn. There was also an elf wizard named Duncoff. I didn’t really care about everybody else. My main goal was to commit as much homicide as humanly possible.

We were at this farm, and the farmer wanted us to help this pregnant goat give birth. I said no, but apparently that ruins the campaign. The pregnant goat was pretty normal. She gave birth to three normal baby goats, and then she gave birth to the fourth. It was gigantic, glowing red, and everyone who had a magical sense detected something demonic about him. So we brought him along.

Later we came across some wolves. One of the characters offered the demon goat as a sacrifice. He failed. Also, one of the other characters tamed the pack leader. I don’t know how. He must have had a proficiency in Animal Handling.

During some downtime, while other people were sleeping or reading, I performed a religious ceremony with the demon goat, involving... I have no clue. Nothing happened.