Walkthrough #1: Space Funeral 1-5
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Hello everyone! I’m personally obsessed with the Space Funeral series and love it, so I thought I might write up a walkthrough of the first five games. Namely: the original, 2, The Legend of Earth Birth, 4: The Parmingulator, and 5: Space Euology. Firstly, however, words of note about this walkthrough:
- I will be detailing every secret you can find and optional quest you can attempt (that I can locate). However, I will not be denoting dialogue, only where items and stuff are. So, feel free to look around!
- This walkthrough will likely be bad. Just a word of caution.
- The Parmingulator is, I’m pretty sure, not actually a Space Funeral game, but it’s labeled as such and I can’t find the real 4, so sure. Also, I thought 6: A Tale of Time existed, but I can’t find it anywhere, so I guess not.
- This game is incredibly easy. I will not be denoting combat unless it is particularly difficult.
- I would recommend fighting each monster you find at least once.
Now, let’s begin.
GAME #1: Space Funeral
Phillip’s House
You’ll wake up in a small house as Phillip. Near you is a rest point as well (in the coffin). You’ll see these throughout the game. In the chest beside you is $25. Head out of the house.
Scum Vullage
Head to the northeast house.
Scum Vullage Shop
This is your first shop! Dump all your money but $5, which you’ll need for later. I recommend buying Small Bloods.
Scum Vullage
Head right, past all the other buildings.
Scum Lake
You’ll find a new screen. Talk to Lucy and rent a boat for $5 (that’s why you saved it!). Head to the island right next to the bottom-right island. You’ll find a chest with $8! All right! Head through the big mouth door thing to the north of the chest.
Bone Tunnels
This is the first area with enemies, so “beware.” Even though they’re super easy.
Circle through the room and talk to the knight laying down. He’ll tell you he needs a Big Blood. Keep this in mind. Head north to the next room. Stroll through and head down the stairs. Go to the bottom-left room to locate a chest. Open it to find a Big Blood! Retrace your steps and give it to the knight for a Coin Trick. Use it on Phillip to learn a new skill! Yay!
Head north yet again and walk through the open door to find a dragon. He’ll attack you as your first boss, Swamptrogg! After defeating him, head north. Open the chests to find 2 Small Bloods, a Large Nut, a Focused Hat, a Bag of Blood, and a Rusty Knife. Equip the armor and weapons and head back through the dungeon (most of the enemies are gone).
Head out of the Bone Tunnels.
Scum Lake
Hop back in your boat and go back to the village proper.
Scum Vullage
Go to the shop.
Scum Vullage Shop
Stock up on whatever supplies you need and head out.
Scum Vullage
Head north to the next screen.
Scum Plains
Head up the stairs to find a chest containing 2 Small Bloods! Nice! Head north.
You’ll encounter a strange creature being attacked by Blood Dogs. He’ll join you after the fight (his name’s Leg Horse). Head northeast.
Walk up the stairs, head west, and talk to the pig wearing a suit. He’ll sell you a Heavy Restorative for $100, so buy it or don’t. Your choice. Head south, down the stairs.
Head east.
Head inside the building.
Boat Shop
Rest at the rest point. After that, chat with the shop owner. Buy a Boat Ticket and stock up on goodies before heading out.
Scum Plains
Head east onto the boat and talk to the captain. Answer yes to his question.
Scum Lake
Talk to Leg Horse. After that, you’ll land at the Blood Cavern.
Blood Cavern
Head north.
Head east, then south on the stairs.
Head south, then east on the bridge, then south again.
Head south. After Leg Horse is done, grab the chest on the bottom of the screen for a Poisonous Helmet, then talk to Wizard Grum. Answer yes to his question, then no. Head south yet again. Leg Horse will interrupt you and take you to a new screen.
Head east to encounter your second boss battle, Blood Ghoul. After beating him, head east to escape the Blood Cavern.
Malice Plains
Head south.
Head south down the stairs and talk to Lucy for another shop! Nice! Stock up and open the chest for $43. Head east.
Malice
Head north and west to enter the town proper.
Head inside the first house to the first house in the line.
House
Rest at the rest spot and leave.
Malice
Head to the third house on the line.
Malice Shop
Stock up and head out, but save $50.
Malice
Head into the 6th house on the line.
Crap Shop
Stock up and head out, but save $50.
Malice
Head west.
Steak Farm
Enter the house.
Talk to the man and pay $50 to enter the stables. Head outside through the back door.
You can grab any one you like, they’re all the same. Head back to Malice proper.
Malice
Head down to the bottom area of Malice. Talk to the pig wearing a suit and he’ll offer you a hint for $50, but I can just tell you later, so don’t. Chat with the bird lady and answer yes to go to a pyramid.
Malice Plains
Enter the pyramid.
Pyramid
Traverse the maze and don’t touch the mummies, as they’ll make you restart. The items you can find are a Small Nut, a Muscle Ring, $50, a Silver Sword, Armored Pants, a Bag of Blood, and a Diamond Skull! Head out of the pyramid.
Malice Plains
Chat with the bird lady and answer yes to return to Malice.
Malice
Head north.
Malice Plains
As you walk along the path, you’ll be attacked by a few criminals. Just a warning. Head north and walk down the stairs, and head east through the exit.
Loop around the ground and you’ll encounter a fortress, but instead of entering it, head east.
Enter the fortress on this screen.
Rip the Blood’s Fortress
Head through the linear path until you encounter a lever. Pull it and book it the frick out of there.
Malice Plains
Head back to the previous fortress and enter it.
Rip the Blood’s Fortress
You’ll encounter a maze of spike blocks. Navigate through it and pull the levers. Head north.
Walk north through the spike blocks and enter the northern exit.
You’ll encounter yet another room with spike blocks, but this time there’s chests. Open them to find a Big Blood and Mail PJs. Exit through the eastern exit.
Walk north, then east, to find levers. Pull them in this order: right, left, right, middle. Walk down the newly-created bridge and exit east through the door.
You’ll find a room with mummies and very little else. Exit through the east door.
Walk north and interact with the man to fight your next boss: Rip the Blood. After that, head north.
Interact with the lamp and select yes to both questions. When you reach the third question, you’ll have three options. It’s your choice which one to select, but I’ll detail what they do below:
Money: $1000
Power: Zorg Cannon
Happiness: Nothing
You’ll become a fish and appear back in Malice.
Malice
Head to the nearest house to the right.
Wizard Yorm’s House
Talk to Yorm and pay $200 to turn back into Phillip. Yay! Head east past 2 screens to find the next area.
Mystery Forest
Walk northeast to the next screen.
Head up the first set of stairs, but then head east. You’ll find an elf running around. Catch him. Walk east to the next screen.
Grab the other 3 elves. Answer yes to the third one’s question and you’ll find a secret door. Enter it.
Elf Grotto
Open the chests to find Armored Pants and Razor Boots. Talk to the elf. He’ll give you Bloodsap. Sweet! Exit Elf Grotto.
Mystery Forest
Head west.
On the screen you’re now on, head up the stairs and exit north.
Lion Village
Talk to the shopkeeper and stock up on supplies. Talk to one of the lions running around and give her your steak you bought earlier. She’ll give you $325! Yay! Open the chest lying around for a Heavy Restorative. Enter the bottom-west house.
Lion’s House
Rest spot! Yay! Leave after resting.
Lion Village
Walk up the bottom-most ladder and enter the house at the top.
Lion Shop
Another shop? Really? Stock up if you need to, then leave.
Lion Village
Leave via the south exit.
Mystery Forest
This time, take the eastern exit rather than the northern one.
Walk north, east, then north again through the elevated platform.
After the cutscene, another boss will attack you: 20th Century Boy. Afterwards, you’ll be teleported to the Wastes.
Wastes
Head north through the large room.
Here, you’ll find another room containing a Mome Beast. After defeating it, head through the linear path, taking the east exit.
Head north, then east across the bridge, then down the stairs, then northeast.
Head northeast through the room.
Head down the stairs and talk to the skeleton. Answer yes to his questions.
City of Forms
Head north through the entrance.
Rest at the rest spot and continue north, then east.
Walk through the north exit.
Walk east along the array of sprites. Exit the room.
You’ll encounter the final boss, Moon. After defeating her, the credits roll.
Congratulations!
GAME #2: Space Funeral 2
The Beginning
You’ll wake up in a room as Phillip. Head north.
Mystery Forest
Head north, up the stairs.
Talk to Leg Horse and he’ll join you. Head north, up the stairs, yet again.
Malice
Enter the top left house in the array of 6.
Bar
Talk to the northernmost Cancer and answer yes to his question. Head north.
The End
Head east.
Head southeast in the blank room to eventually find a black spot. Enter it.
Head through the linear path and exit through the south door.
Head east to find the first and last boss battle: Cancer. After beating him, the game ends. Congratulations!
GAME #3: Space Funeral: The Legend of Earth Birth
Satanic Ritual
You wake up as Phillip. Head south.
Blumburg
Enter the northwest house.
House
Enter the smaller house inside. Leg Horse will join your party. Exit back through the houses.
Blumburg
Enter the northeast house.
Pyramid Head Shop
Stock up on supplies, then head out.
Blumburg
Enter the southeast house.
Rest House
Rest at the rest spot and head out.
Blumburg
Head south.
Plane of Eyes
Head along the linear path until you reach the top of the screen. Head west and enter the door.
Labrador House
Open the chest to find $25 and interact with the dog to get a Golden Retriever! Nice! Exit the house.
Plane of Eyes
Head east.
Walk along the linear path and enter the door at the bottom.
Sewers
Walk along the path and exit through the, well, exit.
Liver Failure
Enter the first house on the bottom.
Shack
Open the chests to find a Junkyard Knife and Heavy Boots. Leave the house.
Liver Failure
Enter the first house on the top.
Rest Shack
Rest at the rest spot and leave.
Liver Failure
Exit through the east.
Enter the bar.
Bar
Open the chest to find a Big Blood! Nice! There’s also a shopkeeper, so that’s cool. There’s a doorway in here, but we’ll go in there later. Exit.
Liver Failure
Enter the house on the right.
Shack
Enter the pipe to find a Golden Retriever! Hurrah! Exit the shack.
Liver Failure
Head back to the bar.
Bar
Enter the face thing.
Dubstep Forest
First, a note. Interact with every yellow mouth thing you see to get a Neon Tongue. They’ll be useful later!
Follow the path leading from the house until you reach a crossroads. Head down and enter the house.
Dog House
Grab the Golden Retriever and leave.
Dubstep Forest
Gotta be honest, I’m sure there’s other stuff in this area, but it’s so mazelike I don’t think I can find it. So I’ll just say, head to the southeast and enter the door there.
Walk through the linear path until you’re out of the forest.
Dracula’s Farm
Walk down the stairs into the garden. Open the 3 chests to find 3 Fat Doobies cumulative. Head down again and enter Dracula’s House.
Dracula’s House
Walk along the path until you find an NPC-filled room. Grab the Golden Retriever. Talk to Dracula to receive a Fat Doobie, then head out of his house.
Dracula’s Farm
Head west and then south to exit this area.
Filth
Enter the first house on the right.
Filth Shop
Yay, another shop! Stock up and leave.
Filth
Enter the bottom left house.
Chest House
Open the chests to lose $100 (don’t open this one, it’s right next to the top left chest), a Poisonous Helmet, a Silver Skull, a Feathered Hat, and a Mild Restorative! Yay! Leave the house.
Filth
Enter the middle top house.
Drug Dealer’s House
Talk to the pig and trade him your Neon Tongues for money. Exit.
Filth
Enter the top right house.
Morgue
Interact with the bottom middle coffin for a rest stop! Exit.
Filth
Exit through the southeast.
Head north into the building.
House
Interact with the fish head on the top right row of pots. Answer yes and head down the staircase.
Laboratory
Head east, then south, then west, then south down the staircase.
Tread very carefully in this room. Stepping on the wrong tile leads to instant death. The path to take is: up, left, up, right, down, right, up, left, up, right, and up.
Talk to the scientist in the next room and he’ll offer to give you a serum for $100. Don’t accept, he’ll kill you. Walk up the staircase to the right.
Walk along the path and exit through the northeast.
Enter the boat and head south until you find a small island. Land on it and you’ll fight your first boss: Aquaman. After killing him, open the chest to find a stairway. Enter it.
Despair Docks
Head north.
Follow the path until you find a door. Enter it.
Rest Spot
Rest and then leave.
Despair Docks
Head down the stairs and walk along the ground floor until you find a door. Enter it.
Labrador Cave
Yay! Labrador Retriever! Leave the cave.
Despair Docks
Walk back west, walk up the first stairs you see, and then head east to leave the area.
You enter a large field of Sirloins, but the bottom is where you wanna go. Talk to the skeleton and answer yes to his question.
Meat Marsh
Walk up to find the city proper.
Gangrene
Enter the first house on the left to find a shop.
Gangrene Shop
It’s sure a shop.
Gangrene
Enter the devil-looking house to find a rest spot. Cool. Enter the top house to find a frick ton of entrances. Eventually, though, you’ll find a guy who gives you a mission to kill the Being of Pure Eyes. Cool. Head out of the city of Gangrene through the northeast exit.
Meat Marsh
Follow the path until you find a chest containing a Bigger Blood! Sweet! Continue your travels until you find the northeast exit.
Beach
Simply follow the path. Along the way is a rest spot, cool! Head to the southwest exit and dive off the diving board.
Murder 8
Enter the mall, head to the top floor, and interact with the tile beneath the top right pot.
Push the steak into the hole, and then jump into it. Head north and you’ll encounter another boss fight: The Being of Pure Eyes. After beating him, you’re teleported back to the city.
Head west out of the city. Continue along the path and you’ll emerge back in the Meat Marsh.
Meat Marsh
Head south.
Talk to the man next to the lake and answer yes. Jump into the lake.
Drugscape
Walk up and talk to Dracula. He’ll join you! Yay! Head up.
Head west and then up.
Head up yet again.
Head up yet again again.
You’ll encounter another boss: Obese Doobie. After the fight, you’ll be teleported back to the Meat Marsh.
Meat Marsh
Head up and enter the house to find a Golden Retriever. Then, head back down, west, up, and then west. Open the chest to get a Zorg Cannon! Head back to Gangrene.
Gangrene
Go back to the house of the person who tasked you to kill the Being of Pure Eyes. He’ll tell you to go do something. Enter the house with the tan and blue guy next to it. Talk to the wizard inside. Answer yes, then no.
School
Enter the black lake.
Go down the stairs.
Go down the stairs yet again.
Go down the stairs yet again again.
Go down the stairs yet again again again.
Go down the stairs yet again again again again (there’s a lot of stairs here, huh?)
Talk to yourself and answer yes.
While the students laugh at you, talk to one and the teacher will ask questions. I don’t think the answers matter, so just answer whatever. Head east, then up.
Head up the stairs.
Head up. After the cutscene, you’re teleported back to Gangrene.
Gangrene
Head back to the Meat Marsh.
Meat Marsh
Walk back to where the entrance to the Beach was, but head up this time instead of east (you have to talk to the ghost).
Spooky Forest
Head north (crazy, I know).
Loop around the room and exit through the southeast.
Interact with the man to get a Sleepy Bean Man. Head up through the right exit.
Head up and climb up the vine.
Moon
Follow the path and enter the door at the bottom of a series of staircases. You’ll enter a large room full of enemies. Enter the cheese house on the bottom right to find a rest spot and chest with a Golden Tablet! Leave the cave and enter the building previously guarded by an angel.
Laboratory
Talk to the scientist and answer yes.
Exit your cage and head up, through the rightmost door.
Head through the path to the bottom. Open the chest for a full heal, and head down the pit.
You’ll encounter the final boss: Science! He can only be damaged with the Disrupt spell, so keep that in mind. After defeating him, you’re done! Congratulations!
GAME #4: Space Funeral 4: The Parmingulator
Fred’s House
You awaken as a man named Fred in his house. Open the box for $50, then leave the house.
Poopie Town
The building right next to your house is a shop containing items! Cool! Enter the very bottom left house and open the box inside for a Brain Juice! Neat! Afterwards, simply follow the areas out of the town.
Poopie Lake
Here, you’ll find your first enemies! Epic! Follow the arrows through the area, to the next room.
Brain Train Station
Talk to the butt in front of the station for a new party member, Fart Butt! Nice! Enter the station. Open the box for $50 and talk to the man behind the table. Spend $10 on a Ticket of Train and leave the station.
Brain Train
Walk through the train, grabbing the box for a Super Brain Juice. When you reach the conductor, the first boss will begin: the Conductor! After beating him, you’ll be teleported to the Desert of Dumbness.
Desert of Dumbness
Walk along the path, opening the box for a Super Wiener. Continue into the city.
Cartel Castle City
Walk along the path until you climb up your first set of stairs. Enter the first house on the right for a shop. The second house on the right has multiple boxes you can open for a Magic Helmet and a Super Wiener. You can now continue up the second set of stairs.
Enter the first house on the left and kill the ninja attacking the top left man. He’ll give you a Donut. Head up the third set of stairs and enter the castle.
Cartel Castle
Follow the pathway. You can find a box containing a Wiener along the path. At the bottom of the path are 2 levers you can pull (to the left of the entrance to the bottom room). Do so. You’ll open a new path with a box containing $500 and another one containing a Magic Shirt! Nice!
Walk up and you’ll encounter the Cartel Master and Frankenstein, the latter of which will join your party! Yay! Then you’ll encounter your next boss: the Cartel Master! After the fight, open the box to find a secret passage. Go through.
Bread Beach
Follow the pathway (crazy, I know). The first house you see is a shop, so that’s cool. Be sure to grab a Sunburn Lotion and give it to the guy in the corner. He’ll reward you with Vodka! Continue along the path. You’ll find a box containing a Super Brain Juice! Epic! Hop into the boat and follow the path until you reach an island. Open the box for a Magic Ring and continue along the path. Talk to the man blocking the path and say no to his question for the next boss fight: Moon Man! After that, continue along the path.
Bad Village
Enter the first house for a shop. Cool. Enter the elevated building and watch the TV to become a cat. Cool? Continue along the path.
Kill Woods
Follow the path. You’ll arrive at Danger Dungeon.
Danger Dungeon
Walk through the extremely linear pathway until you find No Man. Talk to him and say no to his question. Walk along the path further east and you’ll encounter the next boss: Eye Demon! Continue along the path until you’re out of the dungeon.
Siberia
Simply follow the path. Super easy. Eventually, you’ll reach a castle.
Carnival Castle
Follow the path and you’ll encounter the final boss: The Parmingulator! But it turns out, the true final boss attacks: the Creator! You’ll be forced to lose, and then the game ends! Congratulations!
GAME #5: Space Funeral 5: Space Eulogy
Scum Vullage
You’ll wake up in Scum Vullage as Moon. Enter the leftmost house to find a chest with $25! Nice! You can also fight Phillip, but I wouldn’t recommend it, because he’s very powerful. You can enter the topmost non-elevated house to find a shop. Enter the elevated house to find Dracula, who wants you to kill the wizard that broke into his home. So now we’re working towards that, I suppose. Head north.
Grab the chest on the elevated platform for 2 Small Bloods, then head north.
Enter the small cave and talk to the wizard. He’ll attack you in your first boss! After beating him, you’ll receive a Fat Doobie. Return to Dracula. Leg Horse will interrupt you, so you fight! Give the Fat Doobie to Dracula and he’ll reward you with a Cerebral Bore. Head east.
Follow along the only available path. You’ll eventually reach a new area.
Forgotten Swamp Village
Enter the topmost house to find a shop, then exit north. Walk to the northeast to find a creature who asks you to retrieve a magazine.
Interact with the bookshelf all the way back at the start of the screen to get a Magazine, then give it to him. Interact with the chest beside him to enter a new area.
Forgotten Hell
Head south. Enter the house on this screen to find a shop, then continue south. Loop back around the circular screen. Enter back into Scum Vullage (maybe?)
Scum Hell
Talk to Phillip, which summons a horde of Twitchers that attack. You’re teleported to the previous area.
Forgotten Swamp Village
Head up and talk to the wizard to sail to Genecity.
Blood Cavern
Welp, looks like you crashed! Follow along the linear path. Eventually, you’ll find a chest with a Clean Brush! Nice! Continue along the linear path. You’ll encounter the Blood Ghoul! After that, you’ll emerge in a new area.
Mystery Forest
Continue along the path until you find a cavern. Enter it. Inside, there’s another linear path. You’ll emerge in a very dark room. In the northwest, there’s a building with a rest spot inside. Rest to emerge in a flashback.
And that’s where my game crashed, because for some reason some file wasn’t included in my download! Oof! Welp, hope you enjoyed the walkthrough otherwise!
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