Story #6: Captain Underpants and the Poopy Night

 AUTHOR’S NOTE: Most of this story was written when I was like 7. I finished it recently. Try and guess which is written by me now. It should be obvious.

One day, a guy dumped Super Power Juice into a toilet. He was dumb! “I am dumb,” he mentioned aimlessly. Soon, it grew as big as a slug! Meanwhile, George and Harold said “Oh no, here we go again!” Soon, they farted their way into the lab. It was dark and poopy though.

Then they met the Turbo Toilet 2000 and his talking toilets. “Uh oh,” said George. He was right in saying that, as the Evil Toilet Man ripped his flesh off and ate it. “Not again, muttered Harold. The Terrible Toilet Guy then ate Harold as well, but not before Master Shake busted in.

The Spooky Toilet Tyrant didn’t care, and Master Shake left.

*CHOMP*

Two children died that day. But then they awoke in Heaven. Not knowing what to do, they talked to God. “Hey God,” they asked simultaneously. God leaned down. Oh no! It’s the Terrifying Toilet Tragedymaker! “Ooga booga!” the Creepy Toilet Terrorist screamed. You can imagine how this ends…

*CHOMP*