Review #6: Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

 Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (or TABS as I’ll be referring to it in this review) is an utterly ridiculous and nonsensical simulator where you pit goofy-looking polygonal men against each other in fierce combat.

This review will probably be pretty short, but that’s because I don’t really have much else to say. This game’s just dumb fun. There’s both sandbox mode (where you can do any matchup) and some story campaigns (where you must beat certain teams with a limited amount of cash). There’s also a really neat unit creator and a campaign creator, too! Plus, you can even download other people’s custom units and campaigns, meaning the game’s never really finished!

I really like the core gameplay, as all it is is putting two teams of units against each other and seeing who wins. Every unit is unique, and there’s tons, and I mean TONS, of unit types. Plus, there’s the near-infinite amount of custom units. The story mode’s also relatively fun, even if it’s pretty simple.

So overall, would I recommend TABS? YES. It’s so frickin’ fun and I think everyone should try it out sometime in their lives.