Story #11: The Amazing Adventures of Azrael III: Azrael vs. Bane

 One day, Jean-Paul Valley was chilling on the couch inside of his house. When suddenly, a loud crash was heard, coming from his roof. He looked up, and saw that a large buff masked man had jumped into his house using brute force alone.

“I’m dead inside,” yelled Jean in a triumphant voice.

“No,” replied Bane as he crushed Jean’s body with the pure FORCE of his kneecap.

“Well yes but actually no,” muttered Jean as he went super saiyan and annihilated Bane in one solid blow. All that remained of the masked man was a small pile of ash.

“XD.”

I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY I’M WRITING THESE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!