Walkthrough #10: Please Don't Play This

 *HOUSE*

Open the chest for $200 and talk to Papyrus.

#PAPYRUS#

Pretty easy boss, just spam Punch.

Head east, out of the house.


*SNOWDIN TOWN*

Open the chest in the southwest for |HONEY SEARED CHICKEN|. Go to the northwest and talk to the rabbit person. Select "f*ck you" and ":)" twice to fight _SHOPKEEPER_. Go east out of the area.


*UNDERGROUND RIVER*

Head all the way to the east and open the chests along the way for |PURIFIED WATER IN A BOTTLE| and a |LARGE BOMB|. Go back to the entrance and talk to the reaper.

#RIVER PERSON#

Extremely easy fight. Just use the large bomb.

Get in the boat and go to the north segment of the area. Open the chest for an |AIR HORN|. Get back into the boat and go east.


*MOUNT EBOTT*

Talk to the reaper.

#VIEWAX#

Relatively easy fight, just spam Punch 2 and heal when necessary.

Go down and open the northeast chest for $100. The giant worm runs a shop, so stock up if necessary. Interact with the running guy at the bottom to fight _Broque Monsieur_. Talk to the person in the bottom left corner to fight _Guardian Hieroglyph_. Talk to the person guarding the passage to the south.

#KING DICE#

A relatively easy fight, though probably the toughest thus far. King Dice has a lot of health, but you can take him down pretty quickly with Punch 2.

Go south and talk to Mario for him to join your party, then go south.


*MUSHROOM KINGDOM*

Open the chest to the right of the entrance for |PURIFYING SODA|. Go to the northwest and interact with the tent for a shop. Go to the east and you'll find a forest. Interact with the creature inside to fight _Yoshi_. Talk to the guard in front of the northern castle.

#PRINCESS PEACH#

This is another relatively simple boss. Take out the Guardian Toads first with Punch 2 and Jump, then kill Peach.

#BOWSER#

Spam Double Punch and Hammer until he dies, healing if necessary as well.

#ULTIMATE BOWSER#

Just die, you can't beat it.


*LONG ROAD*

Chat with the cyclops for a shop, then grab the northwest chest for |FANCY PIZZA|. Talk to the minotaur to fight _Dedan_. Talk to the pigman to fight _Fierce Pork Trooper_. Talk to the knight to fight _Proud Clod_. Go to the east and talk to the ogre to recruit Shrek to your party. Go east.


*SHREK'S SWAMP*

Open the bottom chest for |AIR HORN|. Talk to the ogre at the top to fight _Fiona_. Talk to the donkey in front of the tent to fight _Donkey_. Finally, talk to the guard to the east.

#DULOC GUARDS#

Very easy boss fight, since the duo's health pool is pretty low. Just spam your strongest attacks.

Go east.


*PAIN TOWN*

Talk to the person running around to fight _Irritating Little Kid_. Talk to the knight near the entrance to fight _Muscley Dude_. Interact with the corpse to fight _Actual Dead Person_. Talk to the person in a green outfit to fight _Assuming International Gal_. Go to the east.


*SCP FOUNDATION*

Talk to the southern person in the first room for a shop. Open the chest for |EGGSCELLENT|. Go east and open the chest for |PURIFIED WATER IN A BOTTLE|. Go east as far as possible and interact with the coffin to fight _SCP 487_. Go down the right passage and open the chest for $50. From that room, go west, west, west, and open the chest for |LARGE BOMB|. Go west and touch the reaper to fight _SCP 49_. Go east, east, south, and open the chest for |PURIFYING SODA|. Go east and interact with the orb to fight _SCP 86_. Go east, south, and open the chest for |AIR HORN|. Go east and talk to the person.

#S CLASS#

Overall easy fight. Target the D Classes first, then A, then the S Class.

Go east.


*THE PARK*

Talk to the bird for Mordecai to join your party. Go south and talk to the wisp to fight _Pops_. Talk to the red haired person to fight _Benson_. Talk to the shadowy figure to fight _Muscle Man and High Five Ghost_. Open the northeastern chest for |HONEY SEARED CHICKEN|. Go north and talk to the person to fight _Skips_. Talk to the dog.

#RIGBY#

A really easy battle, just spam your strongest attacks.

Go east.


*FATFARTFATTY FOREST*

Open the chests for 4 |LARGE BOMBS|. Interacting with any of the enemies will cause you to fight either a _Weird Deer_ or a _Peeved Off Slug_. Go south, east, and open the chest for a |LARGE BOMB|. Go north and east, then open the chest for a |LARGE BOMB|. Go east and open the chest for yet another |LARGE BOMB|. Go west, south, and open the chest for a |LARGE BOMB|. Go west and open the chest for a |LARGE BOMB|. Go southwest, east, and open the chest for a |LARGE BOMB|. Go east, east, east. Talk to the person and select "peeves off."

#MOUNTAIN RANGER OF DOOM#

Extraordinarily easy boss. Spam your strongest attacks and use Purifying Soda if your MP drops.

Go east.


*LETHAL LAVA LAND*

As you go along the area, be sure to fight all of the _Bullies_ for EXP. In the entrance to the 3rd room, open the chest for $700. Eventually, you'll find a large monster. Talk to it.

#BIG BULLY#

Easy boss, just spam your strongest attacks.

Go forth and talk to the other monster.

#CHILL BULLY#

God, my bosses are super easy, aren't they? Once again, spam your strongest attacks.

Go east.


*NIFLHEIM*

You can rest at the campfire near the entrance to refill your health. Follow the path until you reach a more open area, fighting the _Frost Giants_ along the way. Also, open the chest near the entrance to get |PURIFYING SODA|. When you reach the gray tiled area, talk to the shadowy person near the entrance and select "no" to fight a _Frost Giant_. Interact with the 2nd door (supposed to be a test tube, obviously) to fight _Twisted_. Interact with the 3rd door to fight _Big_. Interact with the 5th door to fight _Eyes_. Talk to the person for a shop, then go west.


*THE MEGAPLEX*

Talk to the person near the entrance to get infinite |LITERAL PILES OF SH!T|. Go south and open the chest for a |PURIFYING SODA|. Go east, north, east. Kill the _Recon Mech_ and open the chest for |PURIFYING SODA|. Go northwest, north, and open the chest for another |PURIFYING SODA|. Go east, east, and fight the _Sentry Robot_. Open the chests for 2 |PURIFYING SODAS|. Go west, south, and open the chest for yet another |PURIFYING SODA|. Go all the way down and west until you open a chest for |PURIFYING SODA|. Go west, north, east, and open the chest for |PURIFYING SODA|. Go north and open the chest for a |PURIFYING SODA|. Go all the way down and all the way east. Fight the _Security Robot_. Then talk to the person to the right.

#THE CEO#

Definitely the hardest boss in the game. The CEO can output a good amount of damage, and his subordinates can too. I'd say take out the 3 enemies first, then kill the CEO.

Go east.


*PIANO HOUSE*

Interact with the golden piano to fight _Mad Piano_. Talk to the person at the top of the room.

#PIANOFACE PIPPINDALE#

Once again, a pretty tough boss. Keep a large stock of Air Horns for this battle to revive enemies, as the boss can output a lot of damage. Overall though, you shouldn't have much trouble with this fight.

Go north.


*TENSE ROAD*

Go all the way east and step on the teleporter.


*HOUSE OF MEDIOCRITY*

Talk to the monster.

#GOD OF MEDIOCRITY#

This is the final boss, and fittingly, it's the hardest one. Just keep Air Horns and Purifying Sodas on hand, and have Mordecai use them when necessary, alongside spamming your strongest moves.

Congrats! You beat this extremely easy game!