Walkthrough #9: Dire Reah

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*HOUSE*

Head north. Open the chest for a |KEY|. Talk to the spinning cow 4 times for a |TRADING CARD|. Head south, south. Push the button and open the north chest for |THE SWORD|. Equip it in the menu and interact with the _Simple Slime_ to fight an easy battle. Afterwards, open the chest for a |KEY|. Head south and unlock both doors. To the west is a really hard boss fight that gives a reward that's completely useless, so don't bother and go east.


*BASE*

After the cutscene, you'll receive the |NEXUS TERMINAL|, which you can use to teleport back to the Base. Open the chests to the north and south for a |KEY| and a |HUMAN HEART| (use in the menu for a health upgrade). Step on the hexagram to get refilled health. Talk to the rabbit if you want to trade a key for a human heart and vice versa (warning: this can get you softlocked if you're not careful). Now look in the north. Do you see the locked gate? Head around it on the off colored water and go northwest. Talk to the running guy to fight another _Simple Slime_. Afterward, interact with the red square and enter the boat. Once riding it, head east through the red squares. Hop off the boat and interact with the chest to get |DEV CARD|. Interact with the off colored grass to teleport over the gap. Open the chest for a |TRADING CARD| and teleport back to the Base using the Nexus Terminal. Save and interact with the person who gave you the Nexus Terminal for a funny, or just go north.


*FOREST OF BOREDOM*

Head west, kill the _Irradiated Rats_, push the buttons, and open the chest for a |KEY|. Go east and unlock the gate, then go east and open the chest for a |HUMAN HEART|. Head up the off colored water and talk to the reaper for a |TRADING CARD|. Now go west, north, east, north (don't fight the monster), west, northeast (the reapers kill you instantly if you touch them), north.


*FERNHERD POND*

Head east and open the chest for a |KEY| (don't step on the whirlpools). Head west, west, and open the chest for another |KEY|. Go east and open the northwest gate, then go through it. Fight the _Peter Griffinite_ and open the chest for a |KEY|, then open the other chest for a |HUMAN HEART|. Interact with the off colored tile to jump across the water and go east. Unlock the 2 gates and go north, north.


*CHULLOERA MINE*

Fight the 2 _Ballslapper Deluxes_ and go north. Open the western chest to fight _Treasure's Mockery_, then open the chest behind it for a |KEY|. Run across the off colored lava and open the chest for a |TRADING CARD|. Unlock the northwest gate and go through it, then open the chest for a |HUMAN HEART|. Go east, southwest. Talk to the Great Sage and select 139. Open the chest for a |KEY| and go east, east. Dodge the reapers and press the buttons to open the chest for another |KEY|. Go east, north, unlock the gates, north. Be VERY CAREFUL not to step on any of the gray spaces, as they will make you fight 7 _Hyper Peebees_ which are incredibly powerful. Go north, west, and push the button to open a shortcut. Now go west and north. Save and interact with the monster.

#Big Chomper#

Pretty easy boss. Just spam Dual Attack and heal when your HP is under 300.

Press the green button and teleport to the Base.


*BASE*

Go east.


*CATCHIEF SHIRE*

Head to the northwest and walk along the off color water path. Open the chest for a |TRADING CARD|. Enter the northwest house and open the chest for a |HUMAN HEART|. Enter the southeast house. Walk through the house and fight the _Penus Nuttraps_ along the path. At the end, fight the _Ballsack Beater 9000_ and open the chest for a |KEY|. Unlock the gate and exit through the northeast passage.


*TEARSUN RIVER*

Open the chest for a |HUMAN HEART|. Go west.


*CATCHIEF SHIRE*

Go east through the middle passage.


*TEARSUN RIVER*

Go west from the healing spot on the off colored water. Interact with the sign to get a |TRADING CARD|. Go to the southeast and talk to the person to fight 2 _Peter Griffinites_. Afterwards, open the chest for a |HUMAN HEART|. Go east.


*MOUNTAINSIDE TEMPLE*

Open the chest for a |HUMAN HEART| and go east. Walk behind the statues and open the chest for a |TRADING CARD|, then interact with the bat to fight 3 _Eyerrheas_. Afterwards, open the chest for a |KEY|, unlock the gate, and go north and northwest. Open the chest for a |KEY| and go south and north. Walk around the path, not touching the gray tiles, and open the chest for a |KEY|. Go south and south. Open the chest for a |KEY| and go north. Unlock the gates and go east, south, west. Press the button and go south and south. Interact with the monster.

#ROCK DEMON#

This boss's gimmick is that 2 _Ticking Time Bombs_ appear alongside it, that will turn into _Hyper Peebees_ after 15 turns, which is very lenient. Just spam Dual Attack on the Rock Demon to succeed.

Press the green button and open the chest for 1200 EXP. Teleport back to the Base.


*BASE*

Go south.


*AERIAD JUNGLE*

Go west and walk behind the tree to fight a _Random Dude_. Now open the chest for a |KEY| and go east, east. Don't talk to the person or you'll have to fight 7 _Hyper Peebees_. Walk on both off colored paths and open the chests for a |KEY| and a |TRADING CARD|. Go west and unlock the gates, then go south and west. Dodge the red reapers (which follow you) and open the chest for a |HUMAN HEART| and go east, south. Dodge the red reaper and go south.


*GLOARIDAN VILLAGE*

Open the chest for a |TRADING CARD| and enter the northwest house. Open the chest for a |HUMAN HEART|. Leave and enter the middle house. Get through the maze and dodge the red reaper, then open the chest for a |KEY|. Leave the house and unlock the gate, then go south.


*KEY TEMPLE*

Don't step on the holes and open the chest for a |TRADING CARD|. Go south and south (don't step on the black). Interact with the monster.

#KEY KILLER#

Pretty easy boss, just spam Triple Attack. The boss can occasionally take your spare keys, but it won't softlock you.

Press the blue button and teleport to the base.


*BASE*

Go southwest through the now open passage and flip the switch. Now go northwest and north.


*FOREST OF BOREDOM*

Go north, east, and fight the _Ballsack Beater 9000_. Now go north, west, northeast, north.


*FERNHERD POND*

Go east and fall down the whirlpool. Interact with the monster to fight a _Testicular Torsioninator_. Open the chest for a |TRADING CARD| and return to the surface. Go west, north, north.


*CHULLOERA MINE*

Go west, north, east.


*PETER'S DUNGEON*

Interact with the monster.


#PETER GRIFFIN#

Relatively easy boss, spam Triple Attack. Just be mindful of your health and heal when necessary.

Open the chest for a |GREEN KEY| and teleport to the Base.


*BASE*

Go east.


*CATCHIEF SHIRE*

Go east.


*TEARSUN RIVER*

Go east.


*MOUNTAINSIDE TEMPLE*

Go south, south, east.


*BALL*

Interact with the monster.

#SLIMY BALLSACK#

Probably the hardest boss in the game. It can hit fairly hard, but still continue spamming Triple Attack unless your health is low.

Open the chest for a |YELLOW KEY| and teleport to the Base.


*BASE*

Go south.


*AERIAD JUNGLE*

Go south, south, south.


*GLOARIDAN VILLAGE*

Go south.


*KEY TEMPLE*

Go south, south, and unlock the gates. Go south.


*PEEPEEPOOPOO PALACE*

Walk along the path and interact with the monster.

#DIARRHEA DEVIL#

This is the final boss! The battle will end after 10 turns, so cast Paralyze until the enemy succumbs, and then just guard until the battle's over.


Congrats, you beat this easy and very anti-climactic game!